"Couch Potato Step Dad"

My step-dad is a typical couch potato who can't spell, or properly discipline children. He thinks the best way to discipline his kids is to just ignore them. I don't really get this 2-minute crying limit of his. All it's doing is blocking my little sister from venting his feelings. Sir, I've been through depression because I was too passive and not venting my emotions at all. Do YOU want to raise a second bottle and spend thousands of dollars for a stay in a mental hospital? I've never liked that man. His singing is awfully annoying. My step-dad thinks he's good but he's not. His outdoor voice comes in second. What's up with that horrible girly shouting of yours? Did I mention he's fat? Not enough. He's such a pig, he will eat 3/4 of OUR spaghetti and leave only 1/4 for Abigail, my mom, and me! How selfish of him!